They can take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!
First of all, I wanna say how much I love this country. I love living in a country where I can say what I want, and not fear government repression. During the Soviet reign in Russia, if one were to speak out against the approved ideas of the Communist regime, one could be picked up anywhere ( the street, in one's home, or place of work) and dumped in a Gulag where one would be tortured ( both physically and psychologically) until completely tapped of anything resembling life. Meanwhile, a person's family and friends would never know where that person is. What kind of life would that be? To live in a country where one has to live in constant fear of one's own opinions, would be tantamount to hell.
Second, I'd like to thank Brittany for fixing my comment system and adding sound to my blog.
Let's see, what has happened since I last posted....I'm back to work at Trace. (Well, Gustafson) My supervisor is an idiot, but we work around it. He starts stupid arguments, then yells at me for being right then storms off to the breakroom. After awhile he'll come back and act like I'm his best friend. He's retarded.
Also, since I last posted I've gotten two new tattoos. I got a demon skull with 666 carved into the forehead with flames behind it and a portrait of Leatherface. (I know all of you rerading this already know, but it's my journal, so fuck it.)
I'm also really stoked beacause I'm going to Davenport in May for a tattoo convention. I'd planned to go to to a few beforte, but always got fucked out of it in different ways. But not this time, fuckers!!! I'm goin' and I'm gonna win some prizes.
OK, I'm gonna go finish watchin' the Simpsons and cook supper.
My cousin, Walter, got a cat stuck in his ass once...true story!
What's up? Not a whole Hell of a lot on this end. Just sittin' around killin' another Sunday.
I hope everyone's X-mas went well. Mine was great. I got some new pots and pans, a shitload of movies, some new clothes, a new DVD player, new books, and a new tat. Thanx to all who contributed to my bad-ass haul this year.
I'd love to show you all my new tat, but SOMEONE is supposed to bring her camera over and take pics and show me how to post a gallery. Now that this certain SOMEONE has a new car, she's out of excuses, goddamnit!! (he he he)
So, now another X-mas is behind us, and its Dec. 28, and you all know what that means, right? 2 days til my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday!!
So here's how it works: Tifini will get me the blue Megaman, Diana will get me the red Megaman, and Britanny will get me the yellow Megaman so that I can make the Utramomegamegaman. And if anyone gets me Ants in the Pants, the party will not happen!!!!!
Seriously, though. if anyone flakes out on my party, I will hunt them down in the street like dogs!!!
Ok, I'm gonna go now, as I have to poop again. (I got the trots...ewww.)
So, how's everyone been? It's the day after Thanksgiving and I got the runs. Goddamned asshole is on fire. (I'm sure you all really wanted to hear that, but this is my Blog, so FUCK YOU!! Don't like it...DO SOMETHIN"!!!)
Anyhow, the Christmas season is upon us once again, time to put up your tree, string up the lights, and buy presents for ME!! So, what's everyone getting me?
We were gonna put up our tree and shit tonight like we always do, but I gotta work. So, we gotta wait til tomorrow. Oh, well...shit happens.
So, as you may have heard from my wife we are now on line again. Woo-Hoo!!
That means a whole world of shit at my fingertips. Here are some fun things I've found so far:
Ok, so its been awhile since I've posted, but not much is new. Umm...let's see..since I last posted my cousin Robbie moved in with us, and that's pretty cool.
I also got a new tattoo since I last posted. This is the picture that I got, but I dont have a pic of the actual tattoo yet.
Umm...its Tiff's birthday today, so happy birthday to her. She got a tattoo for her birthday. Its a pretty badass sacred heart with demonic wings and tail. Nick gave us an AWESOME deal, so thanx to him.
Ok, I dont really have a rant today...just figured I might want to post again.
Yo, what up? How my peeps be? Ya'll kickin' it old school? Fo' shizzle, nizzle. Um..yeah, so...anyway.. Oh, yea, I gotta a newtattoo. Doesn't it totally kick ass? Kalib down at Nick's did that. It was his very first portrait. I'm supposed to go down to Nicks tomorrow to have Michelle check my madison and maybe change the tygon hosing. Kalib told me to bring in my pictures for my arm cuz he wants to do another one. That kicks ass!!
We got a new computer the other day, so that also kicks ass. It sucks, though, cuz I lost all the music I had on my old one. Oh, well, cuz after the new year we're gonna get cable access and I'll just download an assload of music anyway.
Um...I think thats all for now..peace out mofo's!!
Hello, all. How's it goin? I'm bored today, nothin to do but laundry. Just wanna hang out with my wang out... rock out with my cock out. But, since I'm not at home I'll have to keep the beast caged.
So, anyway I don't really have much to say. I got screwed outta going to a tattoo convention in Burlington, Iowa which really just PISSES ME OFF!!! Every time there's a convention relatively close we plan on going, but something always fucks me over in the end. I wanted to enter my werewolf tattoo in the contest and maybe win a trophy. That is my favorite tattoo. It took about 9 hours in three sittings. And the best part is that I got it for FREE. But I guess I won't die in convulsions of disappointment cuz I cant go. I can't really complain cuz I go in Thurday for a FREE tattoo. Kaleb is going to do a portrait of .Gary Oldman from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Its gonna be kick ass.
Well shit, I'm sure I've bored you all to tears by now. I didnt really feel the need to post as I have nothing to say; just wanted to shut a few certain someones the hell up!
So how is everyone today? Penis and/or vaginas doing well? (I say and/or because I dont know if any of you are hermaphrodites cuz thats not really something people go around advertising, although some people make a killing in the porn business that way; which we'll be getting to soon enough.) I trust there are no rashes or infections plaguing anyone?
Personally, I'm having a great cock day. My penis has pretty much kept to himself and hasnt tried to influence any of the day's major decisions. (And if any of you are thinking "Yeah right, and Dayv has SO many big decisions to make on any given day" Well, FUCK YOU...cuz you don't know, I might.)
Anyway, I was thinking about porn today. I dont really know why. I dont watch a lot of porn. I've seen some funny ass porns though. When you worked in a video store with the city's largest selection of "Adult Videos" you tend to see some funny shit. Stuff with hilarious plots like "Witches are Bitches". Two bisexual witches rebuffed by a sweet young lass and one turns thew other into an enchanted guitar which compells any who hear it to perform any sexual act on any random person in his or her general region. Fucking hilarious. Or the things they name these cinematic masterpieces. Who here wouldn't be enticed to spend some time alone or with a special someone watching "Goo Glazed Jizz Guzzlers" or "Cock Crazy Sluts"? Then you get to the parody stuff like the "Sex Trek Series" wityh sequel like "Search for Spunk" of "The Wrath of Bob". That's an example of red-blooded good ol' fashioned American creativity. Then you get "Forrest Humps", "Clit Hanger", "Silence of the Mams", "Riding Miss Daisy" and "Driving Miss Daisy Crazy. The list goes on and on. Now for the fetishist out there, there's the ethnic flix: "Sistas Goin' Down", "Black Bitches in Heat", Latino Cock Suckers", "Wet Irish Lasses". For the BBW fans theres "Life in the Fat Lane", "The Bigger the Better", and "Plump Pussies". Also, the porn industry can't crank out enough "Wet Nurses" type flicks for the caretaker fetishist. You got your lesbian flicks: "Caged Cunt" the lesbian prison adventure, and a cross-refernece for the por afficianado "Latino Lesbos" and "Just the Sistas". Gay flix like "Lockdown" this time the guys are in prison, or "Boys Night Out. At our video store, we also had a nice selection of hard Dutch bondage. Not may people know that the Dutch are the world's leading producers of hard bondage. And, yes, as I mentioned before there is also hermaphrodite porn. To quote Randall, "You shoulda seen the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
Having dogged the porn industry for odd names and fetish flix, I now have to actually recommend one. Its called "Pornogothic" This film, (I will call this one a film.) looks like one of the best made indy films in the world. The whole thing is Victorian Gothic themed with canopy four poster beds draped in black lace and piles of throw pillows. The costumes, before they come off are all tasteful black lace and satin lingerie. The whole thing is filmed in black and white, except for the bllod. As I said it is a gothic film so there is bloodletting and drinking. And the whole film is set to the exquisite music of Rochmonanoff.
Now that we've discussed porn for so long we will now discover our porn names both American and Dutch
American Dutch
